Football – Whether You Like It Or Not

One can never be truly apart from the phenomenon of Football Fandom. Even if you don’t support the sport or even understand it, you will likely know someone who does, or your life will still be touched by it, most often as conversations about it happen around you in the office among fourteen of your colleagues.

For me, it’s a game about kicking the modern version of pigskin around a field until someone can kick it through a standing rectangle at either end (the person achieving this feat is hugged en masse). It’s two lots of 45 minutes of watching the ball being moved around the field by jerseys with numbers on, punctuated by pauses for regrouping after the ball escapes outside the pitch boundaries or after one player has been naughty to another. It’s endlessly dull. My spirit animal, Moss from channel 4’s seminal comedy series The IT Crowd, expresses this perfectly:

But if you’re into football my god there’s no end of fun to be had! No end of matches to watch! Literally no end given its cyclical nature.

There is no end to the conversations fans can have about football either. These conversations repeat ad infinitum with only the details changing:

  • Your teams’ progress before/during/after a given match/season/championship event
  • Your team’s strategy before/during/after a given match/season/championship event
  • Your teams history
  • Your teams’ players
  • Players that could/should be in your team (important during Transfer windows and player contract ends)
  • Your teams’ manager
  • Managers that could/should run your team
  • Your teams’ business health & decisions
  • Player/Manager salaries (doubly exciting during Transfer windows and player contract ends)
  • Specific sporting fixtures/events
  • All of the above for your second team (i.e. if you’re Scottish but also support an English Premier League team)
  • All of the above for every other team, local or international, you are interested in, foreign or domestic
  • Your fantasy team (the ultimate team of your dreams)
  • Stadiums
  • The rules of the game
  • Refereeing decisions in specific games
  • Penalties awarded to players
  • Kits (Home and Away)(NB: these change every year)
  • Fans
  • Childrens’ football.
  • Technology (e.g. new shoe or ball materials)
  • Politics (of Football bodies – FIFA, etc, and also UK politics)
  • [Scotland only] Sectarianism in football

…it probably goes on but I think I can feel a major artery about to burst in protest. Hmm, some organs have just handed me a petition asking me to stop, signed by – oh wow – every cell in my body.

I don’t like football but I have heard every single one of these conversations at one point or another, each more times than I can remember. Which is…frustrating. I’d like to escape it but even as a self-confessed Loner & Introvert that’s not always easy to do. Because football is so mainstream, so prevalent, it is more likely than not THE topic of conversation by which to engage male humans of all ages, and they can happen anywhere people meet. Avoid people entirely (which I frequently do) and you’ll still likely hear chants out in the street, or have it erupt on your radio unexpectedly while driving in a car (fine if it’s your car but holy shit its torture when it’s not). You can’t buy a newspaper or visit a news website without sport being heavily featured (and we’re talking 80% football, 10% tennis (summer only, otherwise 90% football), 10% the rest).

There are times I really fucking hate football. Just fuck off and leave me alone, why don’t you? I don’t bother you!


Playbook Slips, Samsung Galaxy Pad thinner & cheaper than iPad 2!

With news that the release of the Blackberry Playbook is due to slip into June now (My birthday is in June…any rich, generous readers out there?) comes the rather attractive news that Samsung, who scant weeks ago sounded rather deflated by Apple’s new baby, have apparently been whipping their engineers with salted sugar-cane to produce a new version of their Galaxy Tab range that is…waitforit…an entire 0.5mm thinner than the Jobsian fondle-Slab! Not content to unleash only one globe-shattering announcement, they may be pricing the beast very competitively too, seriously undercutting Cupertino (who, as we know, are very fond of the word ‘premium’ when it comes to pricing).

All sarcasm and snark aside, however, I find myself strangely intruiged. I’ve been accused of Samsung mavenry before – by friends noticing my camera and shiny 1Terabye External Hard Drive both had the word ‘Samsung’ emblazoned on them (my mobile/cell phone was, and still is, a Nokia) – but the decision to oust Blackberry’s late, and admittedly chunky, device off the top of my ‘to buy’ list has nothing to do with the branding and everything to do with getting the iPad experience as soon as I can from any other manufacturer than Apple. I do like Samsung; they do clever, intuitive things with hardware and software. If anyone could beat Jobs at his own ferocious game it would be those clever Samsungites…

…as long as they can deliver on the performance, something that’s dogged their attempts up until now. So I will watch this, yes, I will watch this very closely to see if it contains the digital finger-stroking convenience I so dearly crave.

Apple and Blackberry Rumble

Are you one of the flock? The faithful? The devout???

Have you become penitent before the form of the one true God? Have you read:

(Sources: The Economist, God)

I refer, somewhat mockingly, to the iPad, that frustratingly beautiful, temptingly desirable piece of technology forged by digital satan himself, now in it’s second major iteration (or ‘second coming’ as some wags* have called it.) Do you own one? I know a man who does. He even let me play with it for a bit. It felt good to stroke, very reactive in the hand. It did exciting things at the soft touch of my fingers. I almost didn’t want to let go…

Go on, take a bite...

But let go I did!

All homoerotic japery aside, these are fearsomely gorgeous devices. However, as you’ve probably gathered I’m not the biggest fan of the man depicted above or the insidious evil his fruity empire has wrought upon the digital landscape. Jokes about apples and the Garden of Eden almost write themselves…but just in case they require assistance:

“Eve, darling? There’s a serpent here trying to offer you an Apple.”
“Really? What does he want for it?”
“Only $829 and a piece of your soul.”

So you can imagine that I’m not about to enter an Apple store for any reason other than to hurl Molotovs. Which leaves me in a bit of a quandry: Yearning desire for ice-cool tech VS burning hatred of the current market leader. FIGHT!

Outside an Apple store, yesterday

Thankfully the rest of the tech industry seems to be – slowly – overcoming it’s performance anxiety and are hesitantly, almost gingerly, releasing new devices into the market that they hope will tempt people (perhaps rabid Apple-hating people like me?) into their tender embraces.  2011 will see a raft of devices floated in our direction; we have only but to judge for ourselves which is the most seaworthy.

In my case, I’m looking for something that not only slightly outperforms the iPad’s hardware specs – Bluetooth is a must – but also carries just a tiny bit of the same desirability. For once, just for once, I want people to be slightly envious of my device ownership. I want the pleasure of boring people rigid with my fascination for the device, in much the same way I have been pinned into awkward corners by people’s love for iDevices of various shapes and sizes. I want to sit and play with it in my lap, smug in the knowledge that my choice has made me a superior, yes superior, human being, and that lesser mortals shall look upon my blinding glory with nothing but reverence in their shining eyes as my enormous tumescent awesomeness wags proudly before them…

Today, I believe I’ve finally settled on a contender for such an exalted position: The Blackberry Playbook!

Not just for be-suited business types anymore!

Oh, there are others, of course. One of my first great hopes, the Motorola Xoom, is due out March 25th but by all accounts is being released slightly part-baked. PART-BAKED = NO. Some of the other contenders look good, I suppose, but all seem to be months away…in whole other seasons, even. (‘Quarters’, if you’re a business-minded American. Hello!)

Oooooh, SHINY!

The Playbook, however, looks gorgeous and seems to be picking up a fair amount of critical froth from journalists whose antennae are twitching hints that this may be something special.  Not only that but it should be released soon in the UK and savvy pricing estimates seem to be pitching the BB PB (My new pet name for it) at a level slightly under that of the almighty iTablet. AND it has my precious Bluetooth! I grok WIN!

But please don’t take my word for it, oh no! Here’s the Blackberry’s special sales website to help get you in the mood. 🙂 And some talky video blah featuring an annoying, over-opinionated American:

And another demo, this time led by Julian Dolce, RIM corpoate demo-monkey:

Tacit admission: I’m titillated by the word ‘Bezel’.

Suck it, Jobs. Getcher scrawny ass outta heah: yoo ain’t welcome no mo’.

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*The people who coined that are no-doubt smug, pony-tailed Apple fanatics. I’m having them tracked down for summary execution.

Postcards from Minecraft

2010 saw something phenomenal blow up from out of the Indie Gaming scene. That something was called, simply, Minecraft.

Taking a very simplistic graphical approach – everything is rendered in large chunky squares,  a bit like Lego bricks – Minecraft wove a landscape of genuine wonder. You can explore in any direction, finding rivers, cave systems, hills, forests, beaches and mountains – the world will just keep on generating, adding to itself, no matter which direction you choose. However, as the name of the game suggests, it also gives you the power to use the local materials to build whatever you need to survive. Dig out dirt and build a house. Chop down trees for wood. Mine into the depths to seek out coal, iron, and other precious minerals…from these humble beginnings can be crafted mine-cart tracks, doors, furniture, weapons…all manner of things. So far so good, huh? The game has two modes. The first is a basic creative tool. Build what you like (and you’d be surprised how far some people have taken that!). This is a blank canvas designed for imagination to romp in.

But wait. The ‘Survival’ mode – the single-player mode of choice – restricts your freedom through the use of a clever assortment of monsters (called ‘mobs’ in the game) that plague the hours of darkness but mostly burn away once the sun has risen again. One of them, the hissing, exploding, slightly-penile looking Creeper, has entered Internet folklore. everyone who has played Mincraft has at least one particular story about encounters with this monster – usually the frustration of being fully laden with tools and minerals when the beast you never saw coming explodes behind you…

To say the game is compelling is like saying crack cocaine is “a bit more-ish”.  Minecraft gives you a world, offers you some tools and then lets you get on with it. It doesn’t burden you with plot or get in your way much at all. It just whispers ‘play’ to that part of your brain that never left the sand-pit you had when you were four years old.

Much like I did with my Morrowind piece I’d like to give you a quick visual tour of the game.  Why? Because in a similar fashion to Morrowind I seem to have lost untold hours/days/weekends playing the damn thing! For most of you, my strangely loyal readership this will be as an introduction. In the world of gaming Minecraft has earned it’s creator somewhere in the region of ten million dollars merely by astonishing (and astonished) word of mouth….and this is a game that’s not even finished or fully released yet.

My Lords, Ladies and everything beneath, I give you….Minecraft!

(NB: Make all pictures bigger by clicking on them)

I can see my house from here!

The above picture is me standing on the highest point I could find locally in a brand new world, a world of endless possibility. I could choose any point here to build my first shelter, but I’d be wary about visiting the cave you can see mid-photo. Creeping terrors lurk in the dark spaces, I’d be best leaving the exploration of that until after I’ve sourced some coal and wood to create flaming torches.

Home away from home. Ahhh.

This charming  island residence (the sandy strip leading to the main island behind the camera was built by me much later on) is from a world I’ve been living, working, building and crafting in for far longer than the one above. The trees were all planted by me, too, after I had to bulldoze the first few I found there. That’s that nice thing about the game – it gives you the ability to chop whole forests down to harvest the wood but doing so drops lots of little seeds per tree to replace the one you’ve brutally murdered. Sustainable forestry!

A word of caution: currently it is possible to ignite one tree and watch it spread to the entire forest; to my pryomaniacal mind this is the most awesome thing in several universes. However, the fire as currently implemented in the game burns eternally. Notch, the bushily-bearded developer, promises he’ll fix this sometime in the future. Meanwhile, If you’ve ever had to chop down an entire forest to stop the fires you’ll appreciate that what starts out as a great idea quickly becomes something of pain in the rectum. It’s not even like you can create a new world and set the fire – you need iron to make the lighter, which requires a fair amount of digging, which requires tools….

Unlike many people who craft ginormous edifices simply because they can, I prefer to minimise my impact on the world. Yes, that’s slightly gay in a digital world without real consequence but let’s just pretend I’m planning for the real thing, ok? 🙂

If you look to the left of the house, on that corner of beach, you’ll see one of the non-aggressive farm animals in the game – the humble sheep. Sheep can be farmed for their wool (which can then be dyed into the whole spectrum of colours, albeit only in block form. No woolly knitted scarves for this avatar!) Or you can brutally murder the baaing bastards for pleasure; no meat is dropped, oddly, despite being able to collect pork chops from the pigs. Cows moo and drop leather when killed, useful for crafting simple armour. ALL animals re-spawn in light so no need to worry about species extinction.

My beautiful home at night. Best not hang about here taking photos, though. The darkness all around me is where Mobs like to spawn!

The Day/Night cycle is perhaps a touch too fast as you can see both Sun and Moon moving across the sky but you get used to it. Oh, if anyone’s wondering, that cross-thing up above my house is a viewing platform. A new addition, made by attaching ladders to the side of the tallest tree. Great view from up there. 🙂

Creepers! The only sound they make is a hissing sound that announces their intent to explode, and that only occurs when they're standing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. Unwary explorers don't survive long!

Ah, the Creeper. Cause of genuine nightmares but equally the best thing about Minecraft. They’re legendary now, you know:

Of course, they’re not the only monsters to inhabit these virgin worlds:


The great thing about sunrise is that any Zombies or Skeletons that have spawned nearby will burn like matches at the approaching ultraviolet storm…except if they’re standing in water. They deal some fairly hefty damage if you let them but are easily dispatched, particularly if, like me, you’re armed with a sword crafted from purest diamond. PS: Diamond is BLOODY difficult to find. Actually chancing upon a seam of the stuff feels very much like winning the lottery (or how I imagine winning the lottery would feel. Now I’ve made myself feel sad. Excuse me a moment).

I found some Brazilians down here yesterday...

Behold! Dig deep enough and for long enough and you’ll come across something like this.  A natural network of caverns (flowing water and lava optional). It’s always a scary thing, finding one of these. Mobs spawn in any dark spot so your best bet is to run around placing torches everywhere to raise the light level enough to stop that from happening. Some of these tunnel networks are properly vast, though, so you don’t always have enough torches on you, and often the area you want to get to has ominous sounds coming from within…

Once you are safe enough in the light, though, you should be able to find lots of minerals in the walls/ceilings/floors, or be able to commence digging operations to find some. Lava is used to craft obsidian (just dump water on it) which, when mined by diamond pickaxes, can be built into portals you can use to enter a hellish other dimension. True fact. I won’t take you through that in this series of Postcards but it’s definitely a place I need to show you ’cause it scares the willies out of me.

Lava generates light but burns like buggery. Use it wisely.

Crafting: The essentials. (Some Assembly Required)

Back safely within my beautiful home the last photo in today’s series shows you the necessary means through which all of your items, furniture and building materials are forged. From right to left: 1) The crafting table. You have an innate ability to craft in a 4×4 grid. The table gives you a 9×9 grid, enabling more complex recipes to be made. for instance, to make a door requires wooden planks (or Iron ingots) arranged in a 3×2 formation.  2) A large chest (fnar). Two chests placed side by side (FNAR) give you a large chest, for storage of all your important items and minerals. It is recommended to build and use these frequently to avoid losing EVERYTHING YOU OWN to Creeper assaults (which, when it happens, is devastating like you wouldn’t believe). 3) The furnace. Shove in some coal, and some minerals, and out pops purified gold, iron, etc. Shove in sand, you get glass (seen up above). Shove in pork chops, you get…cooked pork chops, which restore health!

You can build all sorts of other items. Bookcases, etc, but generally these three piece of equipment are your defaults.

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So that concludes this little tour of one of the most fascinating games to have emerged, almost literally out of nowhere, in the last year or so. If you have a PC I urge you to try this game as soon as you can. Not to mention the dozens of mods and new texture packs that be used to alter or upgrade the game to you tastes. I should also mention that the game is still being actively developed, with creator Notch promising to keep adding new things all through this year. In March we will have beds – used to move your original spawn point to wherever you like it, finally freeing the game up for some serious exploration (when you died before you’d keep returning to your original spawn point, often miles back from where you ‘died’). Doubtless there’ll be more Mobs and items too, although I’d be happy if he just made the snow work again. 🙂

An awesome game, everyone. Thanks for reading. See you next time!

Transformers Generation

If the past week is anything to go by I believe I’ve sufficiently recovered enough from the savage gut-punch to the childhood that was the Michael Bay “Transformers” movies to once again indulge my passion for all things Cybertronian. But before I show you some examples of my most recent indulgences, let me explain how this whole thing all started.

When I was 8 my family owned a little toy van that changed, at the flick of a switch, into a helicopter. Fisher Price made it (possibly. I’ve never been able to find anything like it online) but for a little while I was engrossed by it. It was just the coolest thing I had ever seen.

Then, one fateful day, I happened to browse one of my Mum’s catalogues and found something that changed my world forever. A mostly black F15 jet that changed…into a ROBOT!  It’s quite astonishing to me now how such a tiny little moment could grow, acorn to oak, into an obsession that has lasted for 27 years but that character, the magnificent, the beautiful, the wondrous Skywarp, is to blame for it all.

Fast forward to 2011 and Transformers as a franchise has NEVER gone away in all that time. It’s NOT retro. Toys have been produced nearly continuously since 1984 and as I write this parent company Hasbro are preparing to air the 15th cartoon series based on their exploits: Transformers Prime, this one a CGI extravaganza based heavily – thought not completely – on the recent films.

Meanwhile, in the land of toys, Hasbro have finally realised the worth in keeping their old fans appeased and have launched headlong into a third year of a toy range that seemingly aims to provide modern updates of all those beloved first generation (G1) characters.

Enter, the Generations and Reveal The Shield Toylines. Successors to the ‘Universe’ and ‘Classics’ toy ranges from 2007-2009, some of this year’s releases have been absolutely spectacular. Finding them last week was a revelatory moment for me, when I realised that I had the chance to practically re-create my old toy collection (long since given away to my brothers) in a funky modern style. Neo-G1! Here’s the chap who caught my eye:

Magnificent, isn’t he? He’s called Thunderwing. He’s an evil Decepticon, and anyone who knows the staggering comic history of that character (Read the wiki!) knows how thrilling is it to be given a version that really does him justice. Matrix Quest, bitches! WE ARE THUNDERWING! Here’s a comparison of him with the original, and frankly hideous, 80‘s version:

That’s the beautiful thing about toy engineering 25 years on: so many more points of articulation (22 as opposed to, um, 2), better proportions in robot mode, much sleeker in jet mode…he’s simply fantastic. I fell in love at first sight (which has been happening a lot lately!) and bought him before I’d even realised my mouse hand had moved!

I must stress at this point that I’m not a proper Collector. I’m not interested in keeping them stored away for some imagined future profit. I rip those boxes right open to get at the juicy toy goodness inside. I don’t play with them either, if you’re wondering. They’re simply visual triggers for my immense and incredibly fertile imagination. Thunderwing has joined…two other characters upon the very desk I sit at now, a triumvirate of stunningly gorgeous evil eye-candy (one of which I’ll reveal in a subsequent post). Talking of which, here’s another character I’m expecting delivered by puffing postman very shortly…

MEGATRON! This is his ‘War for Cyberton’ appearance. A PC video-game-and-novel event that kick-started the next major reboot of the Transformers multiverse, of which the aforementioned Prime TV series is a part. This lovely figure is based on the 3D model created for the game, albeit a much whiter version of him. But in this case I’m willing to overlook that paint silliness for such a gloriously proportioned and detailed figure. And look at that Fusion Cannon! Would you mess with someone wearing that?! No, me neither!  Badass, is what I call that. BAD. ASS.

Kick it, Megs!

But WAIT! Stop the presses, folks! Today saw some news about the new toy line based on the Transformers Prime CGI show. Check out the NEW megatron…!

I nearly dribbled onto my shirt front when I saw this. Ol’ Megs is one of my favourite characters, and you can clearly see the design similarities between this version of him and the War for Cybertron version – the arm cannon, the angular head, etc. They’re actually the same character, just thousands of years apart, ‘Prime’ Megs being the modern day version. He’s…wonderful. I really hope and pray that photoshopped image (so shiny) lives up to the plastic version I’ll eventually own (oh yes. OH YES).

As far as introductions go, this is a good place to stop but there will be more revelations to come. I’ve got more figures on the way (some of the good guys as well as more bad). I’ll also delve more into the vast and incredible world of Transformers. Some of it will surprise you. More than Meets the Eye, remember? 😉

Samsung N110: Wi-fi and Sound Problems Sorted!

I will fight to my dying breath to avoid being labelled as part of the Samsung netbook “community” (Lest I be grouped alongside those pony-tailed, Jobs-worshipping Mac-addicts) but there seem to be a fair few of us out there owning at least one or more of the popular and crtically-lauded Samsung product line*. This comes in very handy when a problem develops: in most cases there is at least one other person who has experienced the same thing.

Since I purchased my delightful little Samsung N110, ‘Samantha’ to her friends, she’s unfortunately been plagued by two issues that have significantly affected my ability to make use of her in the ways I’d envisioned.

1. The first concerned her sound capabilities. I don’t have any form of music playback equipment anywhere in my home other than my desktop PC which, yes, is capable of some superb sound but sometimes it’s nice to have music playing somewhere other than the small room I laughingly call a ‘Study’. If you have friends round, for example, or even just if you fancy an evening on the sofa with a good book. So my idea was to set up a pair of good, bassy speakers in the lounge and use the Netbook as a portable, programmable music centre. What little music I have (only about 14 gig so far which is nothing compared to some people’s collections) fits easily on her ample 160Gb hard-drive.

Sadly, right from the word go Samantha’s sound card has been popping and cracking whenever I attempted to play anything. So far it’s been bearable for travelling – the volume produced by the device’s own internal speaker isn’t anything to write home about. But when hooked up to good speakers and a mighty woofer…let’s just say I very nearly binned the speakers before the real cuplrit was identified.

However, while attempting to download new sound drivers for her last night directly from the Samsung website, I happened to be idly fiddling with some of her sound settings and noticed that in the Control Panel, in the Sounds and Multimedia Devices applet, the sound acceleration was set to its second setting (the fourth being fully accelerated). Curious, I moved the slider to full and then fired up one of my recent favourite tracks in the mighty Foobar.

Lo and behold, she played smoothly without any of the popping or cracking! I’ve yet to give her a thorough test so this could just have been a fluke, but I’m greatly encouraged so far.

[UPDATE] She played through my whole lunch hour without a pop – job done!

2. I love the idea of Wi-fi. Being able to surf the web from any point in or around your home – who can resist that! But try as I might I could not get Samantha to connect to my wireless router in any way but over a completely unsecured connection, meaning anyone within range could hop on and start using/abusing my precious bandwidth. To me, it was like leaving the front door of my house wide open all day – an open invitation for nefarious types to come on in and do whatever they wanted. I managed, but for peace of mind had to keep switching the wireless capability itself off and on through my desktop PC. Hardly an ideal situation, and one I resolved to sort as soon as possible.

Google wasn’t being particularly helpful though, finding many people suffering from identical issues with similar equipment but providing sweet French Apples in the way of definitive solutions. Some hardy souls had even gone as far as complete reinstalls but I could not bring myself to even consider following their example.


I strongly believe that if you have a problem that needs a complete reinstall then a) you shouldn’t be using computers and b) you REALLY shouldn’t be involved in tech support. Advocating a reinstall is like me telling you to solve your problems with home draft exclusion by burning down and rebuilding your house. Granted, reinstalling an operating system can be accomplished in far less time but can often be as damaging to you, via your precious data and settings, as any house fire. There’s an art to solving PC issues (and I mean primarily Windows-based PCs), one that only really requires a little time, patience, some skills with a search engine and the occasional ability to piece together data from different sources into a workable solution. Having some understanding of how Windows and your PCs components operate doesn’t hurt, either. I have most of these, which makes it incredibly maddening when jobbing premium-rate tech support teams all over the world use the burn-your-house-down approach as as blanket response to most issues, including those that may only need a simple patch or registry tweak. A pox on them all, I say!


Back to my Wi-fi issues, some forum-ites had reported success using a simple driver update, and had posted a link to the driver in question. Swapping out drivers is usually the best place to start for hardware issues (if you’ve exhausted fiddling with the available software settings) so I decided to give it a go, despite some other forum-ites saying it did nothing for them.

The Atheros wifi driver setup opened and gave me an option to consider – did I want the driver-only install, or something callled driverACU? Google told me the ACU part was most likely the Atheros Client Utility and suggested it had something to do with greater control over the connections, making it the better choice in this instance. What big-G didn’t tell me was that the ACU would take-over control from Windows: I thought they’d work in tandem. Having just got used to the slightly fudgy way Windows managed the connections I now had to spend a few minutes investigating this new software. But hey, I’m a geek: stuff like this is my bread and butter, baby!

Happily, the ACU seemed fairly easy to understand while also lending itself to more easily handle more complex wifi setups than the one I was trying to use. And within a few moments of me typing in my new WPA passkey for the most secure connection my router could handle, the software had smartly established a solid wireless connection to the internet! Hurrah!

Finally, home entertainment in the Grunt Cave enters the 21st century!

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*Just leave the money in the usual account, thanks, Samsung.

Tron: Legacy – ‘Flynn Lives’ HD Trailer!

Forget that horrid low-res, nearly inaudible old trailer I posted yesterday – check out this newly released Spanking HD version! With an extra few seconds of footage! GEEK-GASM 2: BIGGER, HARDER, LONGER, UNCUT!!

Hmm, ok, so they’ve decided not to let skeevy bloogers like me steal their loveliness, but you can still watch the thing on YouTube.  Just click play on the vid below and you’ll be given a link to that site. The vid runs wider there anyway. Enjoy! 🙂

In addition, there’s this curiosity. Hopefully this is Flynn himself (Jeff Bridges) waxing lyrical on the  upcoming revolution in digital teleportation…

Lastly, there’s this curious site,,with another link to the HD trailer and five more boxes just waiting to be unlocked…

Looks like Disney are seriously pimping this one!  O’ Tease me, you great big media-conglomerate-of-lovliness, you!


Yea…ok. There’s nothing so humbling as being out-blogged by professionals. 🙂 Go HERE, where they’ve scraped together and lovingly presented much more stuff than I even realised was out there! Thanks, guys!

(One of the more interesting comments on their page: The trailer released last year was done so UNOFFICIALLY by persons unknown. Disney bigwigs apparently hit the roof when they found out, but when the extremely positive fan reaction got back to them they had no choice but to green-light the film!)